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Tag: Humor

Success And Failure intersection image for blog post written by Peter Chordas for Make a Living Writing

Make a Living Writing – Blog Post
“How I Turned One Failed Article into Two Big Writing Assignments”

“With the clock ticking, I put down my writerly scalpel, picked up my editorial chainsaw, and made like Leatherface on my beloved wordsmithery.”

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“How I Turned One Failed Article into Two Big Writing Assignments”"
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10 Sep 2015
Picture of Japanese Washlet for part two of the infamous Toilet Tour by Peter Chordas

BiLLY BoY Enterprises – Blog Post
“Toilet Tour II”

“With an array of high-tech, hands-free options to pamper your posterior, the Washlet is a modern wonder. Popular features include the aqua jet ass blaster, the bunghole blow dry, and (just for you ladies) a specially angled cleaning spray for your cave of wonders.”

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“Toilet Tour II”"
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24 Apr 2015
Picture of outhouses for part one of the infamous Toilet Tour by Peter Chordas

BiLLY BoY Enterprises – Blog Post
“Toilet Tour I”

“I have long suspected that within every American heart there lurks a latent hooligan cowboy, but nowhere does he strut his spurs more gallantly than in the darkened recesses of the portajon.”

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“Toilet Tour I”"
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7 Apr 2015
Ten Thousand Shrines Travelogue Website written, photographed, and designed by Peter Chordas

Ten Thousand Shrines – Website and Blog

“Japan is a place both modern and ancient, and one need only visit a shrine or hear the tolling of a temple bell from a bustling city street to fall in love with its poetic beauty.”

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20 Jan 2015
Achira Iko! travelogue written and photographed by Peter Chordas

Achira Iko! – Online Travelogue

“We watched in silence, our hands held tightly together. Drifting between dream, and dream…”

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22 Apr 2014
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